“I’d like to be where I’m at, not where I’m not.”
Mattias, Sweden
“Dsylexic people are unbound by conventional rules.”
Tony
“Life is short, make the most of it! Make time for good people, let friends and family know you care.”
Susie R, South Africa
Saturday 05/11/11
“If you’re reading this, you’re standing on my tits!” An epitaph placed on a gravestone
Sausage, Clapham
Special thanks to Boyd
Thursday 03/11/11
“We’ll get there. We always do. There is always a solution to a problem. Teamwork is the reason for our success.”
Anonymous, Madia Vale
“Be yourself.”
Nicky, 29, Photographer
“Egg fried rice without soy sauce, is like a lady of the night without an STI, shouldn’t really happen….”
Lisa B
Tuesday 01/11/11
“The world over taxi drivers are the best immediate indicators of their city’s economy.”
Anonymous, City Worker
“Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.” Abraham Lincoln
Calum, Telephone Store Manager
“If you knew everyone’s story, you would love them.”
Kate, 26, Digital Media
Thursday 27/10/11
“Humour is the best way to make a serious point.”
Nick, TV Editor
“Have the balls to do what most people moan about, e.g. resign from a crap job!”
Ian, Beaconsfield
Monday 24/10/11
“All good things are wild, and free. ” Henry David Thoreau
Anonymous
Driver: I’m curious now about the one you can’t remember
Passenger: Oh that’s the one I keep forgetting
Sophie
“If I wanted any more of your Irish sh*t, I’d stuff a shamrock up me arse.” (Dumping boyfriend)
Meg, Risk Management
Friday 21/10/11
“Get the head right and the rest will follow.”
Anonymous
“It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.”
Alex and the boat people
“People who talk sh*t about you are jealous haters.”
“Cheers to the freekin weekend.”
Mckenna, Andrea & Kendall, USA (the above two)
Thursday 20/10/11
“Many an old chicken has made a fine stew.” Said about the joys of older women!
Ray
“The business you don’t do is sometimes more important than the business you do do!”
Anonymous Chelsea
“Wherever you want to stop, stop!”
Seb
Wednesday 19/10/11
“Never argue with a fool, because from a distance, other people can’t spot which one’s the idiot.”
S.Q
The pig got up and slowly walked away
‘Twas an evening in October, I’ll confess I wasn’t sober,
I was carting home a load with manly pride,
When my feet began to stutter and I fell into the gutter,
And a pig came up and lay down by my side.
Then I lay there in the gutter and my heart was all a-flutter,
Till a lady, passing by, did chance to say:
You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses,”
Then the pig got up and slowly walked away. Benjamin Hapgood Burt
Louise, Chiswick
“When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.” Jonathan Swift
Kevin, Chiswick