Monday 19/03/12

“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.”

“I hate working in the day because there’s too much to get done.”

Harriett, Putney (the above two)

 “Why be upset with one over par when you got to play off the first tee to start with!?

“Follow your nose and I’ll tell ya where to turn.”

Tim, Sports Television (the above two)

 “I called for a cab.. and took this one instead… I shouldn’t have done that, but I’m happy I did.”

Abdullah, Student, Saudi Arabia

 “We are having a night cap(b)”


 Driver: “How was your night?”

Passengers(a couple): “We’ll tell you in the morning!”