“They f..k you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.” This Be the Verse by Philip Larkin
Kay, Human Resources
“I have a contact lens problem – I have no contact lens solution.”
“If only relationships were black and white.”
“Tonight I told my cab driver my biggest secret.”
Caroline, Student (the above two)
“My lips are sealed.”
Mark, the driver