Wednesday 08/12/10

“If you want to deceive, never lie.”

Anonymous, Venezuela

“What can go up a chimney down but cannot go down a chimney up?”

Kent, 42, Chicago

“We are all born mad, some remain so.” Samuel Beckett

Jono,  Isle of Wight

“It’s black over Billy’s mothers.” Black country saying – meaning bad weather is coming.

Mike, Banking – visit to find out why a certain region of England is referred to as the black country.

“Mark, here’s to you and here’s to me

the best of friends will always be

but if by chance we disagree

here’s to me and f**k you.”

Olly, Harrow Old boy