Wednesday 03/11/10

“You’re not made of sugar are you?”

Hiske, HollandThis is a Dutch phrase which is directed at someone who complains about rain…

“English is a funny language; that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway.”

Mathew Reeney,  Language school teacher

“Victory attained by violence is tantamount to defeat, for it is momentary.” Mahatma Ghandi


“I’m dating two anorexics at the moment, two birds, one stone.”

David Gibson, Comedian