Monday 12/07/10

“Don’t get fresh with me.”

Kate, 23, Hygienist

“It is better to keep your mouth shut and look like a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”

Tio, Australia

“And these children that you spit on

As they try to change their worlds

Are immune to your consultations

They’re quite aware of what they’re going through”

David Bowie/The breakfast club movie

Zina, Shepherds Bush.

“To amuse emus on warm summer nights, Kiwis do wee wees from spectacular heights.” Roger McGough, Poet

Q: “What do farts and children have in common?”

A: “You can only stand your own!”

Rachel, Shepherds Bush

“There’s no such thing as a free ride – or is there?? Run…”

Linda, 47, Ventriloquist