I thought it appropriate to leave you with one of December’s more interesting passenger contributions…
He laid her on the table, so white and clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and felt her breast, then drooling felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide… He looked inside, all was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms… Then STUFFED the X’mas TURKEY !
May I be the first to wish you and your dirty little mind a very MERRY X’MAS.
“Don’t let the bastards cheer you up.”
Harland Miller, Artist
If you google “Harland Miller” you can get an insight into the artistic achievements of this interesting passenger. Mark
“Something is going to happen. This isn’t a quote, it’s true. In the near future people will get angry and the world, our world will change.”
“Que sera, sera- whatever will be, will be.”
“Never run with scissors.”
“Things look better with a circle around it.”
Jill, Primary School Teacher (the above two)
“This is the best drive I’ve ever had, and life is a drive.”
“It takes forever to find them, a minute to lose him, and the next thing you know you have him.” Referring to her relationship…
Joanna S, Fashion Executive (the above two)
WHITE CAB QUOTES
“Prepare to fail is fail to prepare.”
David, Documentary Film Maker
“When the seagulls follow the trawler, it’s because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.” Eric Cantona
“The world is the size of a postage stamp.”
“There is no such thing as a stupid question.”
“Pissing on the seat isn’t very Chanel.” Supposedly written in the toilets of the Chanel headquarters!
“I shop, therefore I am.”
Lurria & Luke (the above two)
“It is easy to make a decision between good and bad, but always difficult to choose the right path between two good choices.”
“Telecommunication can never replace real communication.”
“Absence makes your heart grow fonder.”
Polina, Siberia, the above two are dedicated to her family and friends in Siberia who she misses very much.
“Whatever happens, there will be an outcome.”
“It’s left at the next lights where that car is turning.”
“If it ain’t broke, don’t break it.”
Tim, 44, Dentist (the above three)
“Scottish people (as courtesy to the queen) should try and speak clearer English.”
Anonymous, France (A friendly message to her new Aberdeen colleagues!)
“In Hollywood they pay 50 cents for your soul, and a million dollars for a kiss.” I have this tattooed on my backside (that’s the passenger not the driver!)
“Anonymous was always a woman.”
Sarah, 20, English Literature Student
“Always leave the loo nicely for the next person who uses it.”
Alice, 23, Charity Worker
A man is walking through life, determined and focused. Or he is standing, rooted to the spot. Or he is dreaming. Whatever he is doing, he always has the potential to be different. By changing his mind he can change his state. When he captures and holds his potential he is still. When he releases his potential he is free to move and his mind is free to think. With each choice he makes, he realises one of his potential selves. As this self becomes real, it separates and gains its own potential in an everlasting circle.
On the recommendation of a passenger, I was advised to visit the foyer of a central London hotel, the above was what I found.
“Champions aren´t made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them – a desire, a dream, a vision.” Muhammed Ali
Irfan Hussain, Actor http://www.castingcallpro.com/uk/view.php?uid=136416
The Night has a thousand eyes,
And the Day but one;
Yet the light of the bright world dies
With the dying sun.
The mind has a thousand eyes,
And the heart but one;
Yet the light of a whole life dies
When love is done.
“Light” by FW Bourdillon, British Poet and Translator.
“Some things just are.”
Chris, 29, IT Consultant
“Always invest well in your bed and your shoes – you’re never out of one of them.”
“Don’t just say sorry, do something about it to say you are.”
“Life is about compromises, I’m expecting my first child (which is great!), but it will mean less time to drink wine!”
“Enjoy life in a British way.”
Anonymous, French passenger
“If you want to deceive, never lie.”
“What can go up a chimney down but cannot go down a chimney up?”
Kent, 42, Chicago
“We are all born mad, some remain so.” Samuel Beckett
Jono, Isle of Wight
“It’s black over Billy’s mothers.” Black country saying – meaning bad weather is coming.
Mike, Banking – visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Country to find out why a certain region of England is referred to as the black country.
“Mark, here’s to you and here’s to me
the best of friends will always be
but if by chance we disagree
here’s to me and f**k you.”
Olly, Harrow Old boy