“You’re not made of sugar are you?”
Hiske, Holland –This is a Dutch phrase which is directed at someone who complains about rain…
“English is a funny language; that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway.”
Mathew Reeney, Language school teacher, http://www.londonsol.com/
“Victory attained by violence is tantamount to defeat, for it is momentary.” Mahatma Ghandi
Anonymous
“I’m dating two anorexics at the moment, two birds, one stone.”
David Gibson, Comedian