2010
05.05

Wednesday 05/05/10

“I’m on a whisky diet, I’ve just lost three days.”

Hayley, Finance

“Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground.”

Anonymous

“Do as you would be done by.”

Anne, Brentford

“God helps those who help themselves.”

Sarah

“My word is my bond.”

John, Stockbroker

Passenger:  “I haven’t got enough cash, how far can I go?”

Driver:         “If you were the driver, and a passenger told you that they haven’t got enough cash, how far would you take em?”

Passenger: “What time you on till?”

Alice

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