2010
03.26

Sussy and Jake, making their way to a plush function!
“The most expensive thing a man can have is a wife with spare time”
Ian. C , Banking.
“Stop being so Politically correct”
Sussy, Londoner.
“Having babies is fun- just pick your moment”
Hilary, Teacher and Mother
“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered” George Best.
“I used to go missing a lot… Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World” George Best.
Anonymous.
2010
03.17

The night is young for Ryan, Vikram, Murat and Pranav !
“It’s amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t care who gets the credit.”
Toby, Finance
“You are the sun of your past experiences, and our experiences have brought us here (Black cab).”
Vikram, Ryan, Murat, and Pranav, Students, USA
“You have to go through a little rain to get to the rainbow.” Dolly Parton
Amy, Los Angeles
“Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.”
Pranav, Dubai
“Nostalgia.. it’s delicate but potent.”
Vikram, Student, Pittsburgh USA
“I drink to forget, but I don’t forget to drink.”
David, London
“Why hold on for the ride when you can drive.”
Matt, Property
“Drive slow and far you will go.”
Edward, Russia
“Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans.” John Lennon
Pat
“Love all, serve all, help ever, hurt never.” Sathya Sai Baba – Indian Guru.
Anonymous
“How little toe nails grow in the winter.”
Donald, Publisher
2010
03.12
“We shall not cease to explore and the end of all our exploring will be to return to where we started and know the place for the first time.” T.S Eliot
Professor Brian Cox, Physicist
“Nothing makes sense in biology except in the light of evolution.” Theodosus Dobzansky
Adam Rutherford, Science Writer and Broadcaster
“In order to make an apple pie from scratch you must first create the universe.” Carl Sagon
Alexander Feachem, Senior Producer
“I’m French and I don’t understand your test, Sorry.”
Ingrid, France
“Il lupe perde il pelo ma non il vizio.” meaning “The wolf can lose its fur but not its bad habits.”
Marco, Italy
2010
03.01

PETER AND MARK- THE SHIFT’S CHEEKY CHAPIES!
A lady of the night hails a taxi in Dublin, and instructs the driver to take her home, upon arrival the lady of the night lifts up her skirt and says to the driver to “take it out of that”, the driver frowns and responds with “have you nothing smaller!”
Peter & Mark, Ireland